Team USA wins gold! Let’s celebrate!

Gold.

Early this morning, Team USA won the gold medal over the Spain team, 107-100.

Kevin Durant led all scorers with 30 points, while Bron had 19.

This game was close, but Chris Paul controlled it in the 2nd half. He won’t get credit, but Paul single-handedly won this game for Team USA with timely shots, pressure defense, and having assists.

Lebron James is the first player since Jordan in 92 to win Regular Season MVP, a NBA title, Finals MVP and an Olympic Gold in the same year. He’s kinda good, if you haven’t noticed.

Anthony Davis (I actually forgot his name for a minute. I call him “Brow” not to mock him, but he has a terrible looking unibrow that is his brand) wins a Gold Medal, Player of the Year, and a National title in the same year. Without playing a game. I want to say Christian Lattener is the last guy to do this, but I’m not really sure.

Coach K will probably go down as the best coach ever. I mean, even as a Carolina fan, I can’t deny how great of a coach he is. Sure, he coaches at Duke, and they lost to Lehigh (Which, eh, this Duke team wasn’t even that good this year IMO, he coached them up to win 25 games), Coach K is the greatest.

As for coaching Team USA in 2016?

I would think Doc Rivers, Doug Collins, and Gregg Popovich would get the calls early. As of right  now, and watching the interview after game with Doc Rivers,  the way Doc was sounding, he wants that job, with Doug Collins on his staff. Rumor has it, folks want John Calipari for the job, but I doubt that’ll happen just because he coached for the Dominican Republic team.

But yeah, this is it for basketball.

Won’t see it until October/November. Which sucks, but at the same time… this NBA season should be interesting.

-Shaun

 

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TEAM USA WINS BY 5!

Fake outrage alert across the country.

It’s the Summer of Lebron James, though.

9 of his 20 points came in the 4th quarter (HEY! THIS GUY FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT! YES!)

None of them played well, and folks are out here trying to compare them niggas to the Dream Team.

Smh.

But am I mad that we won by 5?

Nah.

You have games where you don’t shoot well.

Just happened after you win by 83 points (I mean, maybe thats ironic. Oh, it is.).

We’re winning gold anyway.

Spain lost today.

Fuck them niggas.

 

-Shaun

James Harden, MAAAAAN

Bearded one

James Harden is having a rough summer.

When I mean rough, I mean, not making a shot in the NBA Finals, losing a lot of money in the process, and being the butt of the jokes on Twitter. I try to stay out of Athlete slander on twitter because at the end of the day, they make more money than me. (You know, I’ve been blocked by at least 15 athletes, the most famous one being quarterback Mark Sanchez. Which is funny because one, I’m a USC fan. Two, I like the Jets, and three, it was over a underage girl he piped. That’s not my fault, at all.)

But after this play, James Harden is officially having the worst summer of his life.

I mean, at least don’t do the splits, James.

Is it that bad of a summer?

Being on a gold medal basketball team? (In arrogant fashion, I predict that we’ll win gold with no problems)

James, I’m disappointed right now.

No niggas from Nigeria should be doing this to us. I don’t care if Tony Skinn played for George Mason. I don’t care if he played in the final four on a miracle run that was awesome to watch in 2006. You are James Harden. 6th man of the Year. You’re going to make the NBA All-Star team next year. You don’t get crossed up that bad to do the splits.

Nigga…………. smh

And cut that damn beard James, it’s wack, nigga.

– Shaun

UPDATE: 

Mr. Harden takes to twitter to speak about this.

STOP IT JAMES!

Blaming the floor and shoes?

LOL, shave the beard. Just do it.