halftime was a typical justin timberlake performance, if you’ve been paying attention for the last 4 years.
if you don’t like him, whatever. that’s your opinion, and honestly, i could care less.
stop crying and using these big ass words to attempt to prove a point that doesn’t need to be proved. we get it. or at least i get it.
nobody forced you to watch the halftime show. there’s no need to watch a halftime show just to thinkpiece it to death when you most of you bitched about him getting the nod in October as most of you claimed to boycott the NFL anyway.
if you’re mad at an artist for performing his hits at a halftime show and playing it safe by having himself instead of bringing out lance bass in 2018…………………………………………….
yeah okay, 2018 internet.
if you gonna spend time over a thinkpiece, maybe spend the energy writing about how pathetic it was that dodge used MLK in a commercial during black history month instead of crying about justin timberlake at the halftime show.
one day, it’ll all make sense. congrats to the eagles. haters gonna say it’s fake, tho.
Let me address this early. This is primarily a sports blog with some other things (ProsperSeason4 is coming next year), and I do try to stick to sports. I’m not this political science major and thank god I’m not. However, I do have a voice and I believe that it should be heard. This is my third time writing about Donald Trump. Once in November, last month and now this one.
Most of this is humorous because why wouldn’t it be? I try not to pay him attention but it’s like a bad movie that’s supposed to be this love story but turns into a comedy film in the middle of it (Everything, Everything. Watch it drunk. It’s funnier). He should be proud since provides great material for everyone to joke about – until we realize this isn’t a joke.
If you’re already annoyed by this, you can stop reading here and sub me on Facebook because you’re so tired of everybody talking about the reality television show titled America. It’ll only make you get uncomfortable from here.
Colin Kaepernick has been the subject of jokes over the years by the homies and myself for a number of reasons.
In his peak as a quarterback in the NFL, we clowned this dude because we said he looks like Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants.
He’s always on instagram talking about how the “7torms are coming,” replacing the s with a 7. Dude, no.
His ability to play quarterback has been on the same path like Aubrey Graham’s ability to finally make a quality album. It’s done. Over.
In the midst of the jokes that we’ve had about Kaepernick over the years, I can’t deny that in his absolute peak as a NFL player under Khaki god Jim Harbaugh he was really, really good but polarizing. Some for his ability on the field and his lack of going through progressions which is normal, I guess. Lots of it stemmed from people who couldn’t stand the fact that he wasn’t your “typical” quarterback in the league. People saw this guy as a thug and called him a douchebag because he wouldn’t wear a suit to press conferences, instead going with a sweater and beats by dre because that was comfortable for him. Continue reading … and you can tell everybody
The beginning of the NFL Season is today with the Denver Broncos hosting the Super Bowl Champions Baltimore Ravens (I thought the Super Bowl team always got a home opener on a Thursday night…… I’m still confused by this).
Yes, finally, the NFL is back into our lives. Even though Roger Goodell is taking the fun out of it with these ridiculous rules about how you can’t celebrate (my boy QB #2 for Texas A&M isn’t pleased for his future), it’s still the NFL. It’s back into our lives as Sundays are finally complete. In a year of unpredictable events, I managed to give full predictions on everything except for All-Pro teams (Nobody got time to read that). These are my predictions, and if I don’t pick your team, don’t feel bad. I’m a Jets fan. We stink on purpose. (Not really on purpose, but look at the Jets roster, then look at yours. My point exactly.) But here you go.
1. Denver Broncos
Wes Welker came to Denver and brought “The Patriot Way” to Von Miller, huh?
2. Kansas City Chiefs
Jamaal Charles (and his fantasy owners) will love Andy Reid, and captain checkdown’s president Alex Smith.
3. San Diego Chargers
Remember when there was debate about how Phillip Rivers was a top 5 quarterback? Man, man, man.
4. Oakland Raiders
Matt Flynn lost another job to a lightskin quarterback. Smh.
1. Houston Texans
But will they finally get over the “hump?”
2. Indianapolis Colts
Andrew Luck won 11 games with no run game last year, and still lost Rookie of the Year to RG3 because he loses everything to him. See: Heisman 2011.
3. Tennessee Titans
Chris Johnson said he’s gonna run for 2,000 yards again. *winks eyes* Okay, Chris.
4. Jacksonville Jaguars
“Cecil Shorts is a terrible name.” – My cousin Chauntelle. Terrible name for a terrible team that is playing most of its games in London.
1. Cincinnati Bengals
I didn’t know Marvin Lewis still had a job until I watched Hard Knocks. Andy Dalton, it’s time to you know, yeah. *looks at his wife* I see. Take your time.
2. Baltimore Ravens
3. Pittsburgh Steelers
Mike Tomlin should have asked his long lost brother Kevin Sumlin how to stop the read option.
4. Cleveland Browns
Brandon Weeden isn’t bad, but he’s still my white #grandpa though.
1. New England Patriots
Murders and wild parties from your Tight Ends, while your future Hall of Fame Quarterback changes his hairstyle like the girls who say “new year, new me” every New Year’s. The Patriot Way is so great.
2. Miami Dolphins
People watch Miami games just to see Ryan Tannehill’s wife.
3. New York Jets
No receivers. Aging Defense. Hardly a quarterback. Mark Sanchez went from the golden boy to buttfumbler in a year. #GOAT
4. Buffalo Bills
Stevie Johnson is gonna blame God when the Bills win 4 games this year. Watch.
AFC Playoff Predictions:
1. Houston Texans 2. Denver Broncos 3. Cincinnati Bengals 4. New England Patriots 5. Baltimore Ravens 6. Indianapolis Colts
Winner: Cincinnati Bengals
1. San Francisco 49ers
“I’m convinced Jim Harbaugh has sex with his wife in Khakis, a sweater, and his hat.” – Kyle Madson
2. Seattle Seahawks
The fanbase went from “WE GOT FLYNN” to “RUSSELL WILSON IS THE BEST EVER” in the span of 8 months.
3. St. Louis Rams
Let us pray that Sam Bradford can actually give the ball to Tavon Austin.
4. Arizona Cardinals
Carson Picks Palmer is the 2nd best QB Larry Fitzgerald has played with. Let that sit for a second.
1. Atlanta Falcons
Matty Lukewarm Ice Ryan has one playoff win. Remember this.
2. New Orleans Saints
Breesus can’t save that defensive problem.
3. Carolina Panthers
Cam Newton’s postgame interviews are better than most games on Sundays.
4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Josh Freeman dressed up like Michael Jackson’s thriller album, and found a way to throw an interception doing it.
1. Green Bay Packers
Aaron, since Ryan Braun was guilty…….. you gonna pay that guy your salary or nah?
2. Minnesota Vikings
Adrian Peterson tore his ACL and ran for 2,097 yards the year later because he’s a supercoon.
3. Chicago Bears
Jay Cutler married Kristin Cutler, who had her fans attack me on Twitter because she was on a fake reality show and is never seen with their child. Makes sense.
4. Detroit Lions
Can Calvin Johnson play cornerback and safety, too?
1. Washington Redskins
RG3 got married to a white girl while having braids. Now, he’s the true #GOAT.
2. Dallas Cowboys
Dez Bryant hit his mom on Mother’s day. What a great son.
3. New York Giants
Eli Manning, that guy sure isn’t elite.
4. Philadelphia Eagles
Too bad they have to play defense too.
NFC Playoff Predictions:
1. San Francisco 49ers 2. Green Bay Packers 3. Atlanta Falcons 4. Washington Redskins 5. Seattle Seahawks 6. New Orleans Saints
Winner: San Francisco 49ers
Super Bowl XLVIII winner:
San Francisco 49ers
When Jim Harbaugh wins the Super Bowl, he’ll proclaim to troll us all with a “who’s got it better than us” chant while it’s 25 degrees outside and the score of the game is 3-0.
When he throws for over 5,000 yards again and 48 TDs to push them into the playoffs, you’ll see why.
Comeback player of the year:
I’m going to go out on a limb and say that Cush stays healthy this year, and has over 100 tackles.
Offensive Rookie of the Year:
GET HIM THE BALL, SAM BRADFORD
Defensive Rookie of the Year:
Very raw, but at the same time, he’ll benefit from Suh and Fairley getting double teams.
Defensive Player of the Year:
He talks a big game, but he can back it up too.
Coach of the Year:
I went back and forth with this one, but he’s the difference of the Saints being 6-10, and 10-6.
And that’s it. I can’t wait to come back to this in February, laugh about how wrong I was, and write a blog publicly apologizing to Pete Carroll and the Seattle Seahawks for not picking them to win it all. Leave a comment if your predictions are different than mine.
School is picking back up, and I was at the USC/UW game this weekend.
SC is playing “eh” football right now.
Seems to me like Lane Kiffin is playing NOT to lose games instead of winning games.
I mean, it’s fine, but I’m nervous on how they finish.
#10 in the BSC standings, and with games at HOME against #3 Oregon, Arizona State (who could be ranked soon), UCLA (Could get back to the rankings), and #5 Notre Dame…. USC could very well play in the title game still if they win out.
Jets won on Sunday.
Shonn Greene averaged more than 2 yards a carry.
Jets head to New England in a battle for first place. Who would have thought they’d be in first place at this point. The way ESTEBOWPN was speaking, the Jets were dead.
Other than that, I got nothing else.
Probably a blog this week on something random. Who knows.