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Chad Johnson arrested.

Smh, Chad

Newly Miami Dolphins Wide Receiver Chad Johnson was arrested tonight on #Sadderday for head-butting his newly wife Evelyn Lozada. You know, she’s from that show, Basketball Wives (even though, she wasn’t a wife, she was an ex-wife and took Antoine Walker’s money after divorcing him).

My question is: Was it like this?

Story that I’ve seen on twitter is that Chad found a receipt in the car over condoms (Really? Condoms?). Here’s the funny thing though, she bought em.

Damn, Evelyn.

Who’d you let pipe, Evelyn?

Now, I’m not down with the whole domestic violence shit because it’s not cool at all. But this story will make for juicy TV when their new show is comes out. (September 3rd. Vh1. Probably 9 pm EST. Like that plug?)

Chad, just let her go, b.

It’s okay man, nobody will fault you for letting her go.

I think we’ve all learned something that I’ve known for awhile:

Don’t turn a heaux into a housewife.

I mean, we saw it on Desperate Housewives, why cant people just pay attention?

Smh.

As for Chad’s future with the Dolphins…

I doubt they release him. I don’t even think Chad even meant to headbutt her honestly. Maybe he did. It just seems out of character with him. But hey, what do I know?

Chad, like I said above, let this heaux be. Nobody will get mad at you, at all.

-Shaun